Dear London

 (A Play in Two Acts)

 

Translated By Fadwa Fadel

 

 

Act One

 

 

     Scene One

(On the street at the front door of a second-hand  stamp shop, on the right is a lamp post. (Its top cannot be seen.)

 

[Henry Selmer emerges – in his thirties - then his secretary Mrs. Cope – in her forties.]

Mrs. Cope:  Are you going to give me the keys so I can lock it up myself?

Henry:    I’ll do it. Thank you Mrs. Cope. Goodbye.

Mrs. Cope: Don’t forget to take two aspirins to get rid of your headache!

Henry:         I will. Goodbye Mrs. Cope. [She leaves.]

[Henry locks the door and turns to the right to head home. A voice calls from behind him.]

The voice:   Mr. Selmer! One moment please.

[Henry waits as Randal arrives.]

Randal:       I won’t keep you long. I’m Frank Randal.

Henry:        Hello Mr. Randal. It’s closing time, and I’m afraid that I can’t re-open for you.

Randal:      You don’t have to.  This won’t take long. I have three kinds of charity tickets [showing him the tickets.] Whether you buy or not, that’s not the issue. The point that I want to discuss pertains to my understanding of prices.  How could one reduce costs as much as possible to maximise profits?

Henry:         Mr. Randal, are you all right?

Randal:      When you hear the second part, my ideas will make sense.

Henry:        I mean this deep wound on your front, are you OK? Would you like me to bring you some disinfectant from the shop to clean it?

Randal:      [Feels his front.] It’s nothing to worry about, just normal                       fighting for parking, it happens every day. Let’s suppose you price a cube of butter at twenty pence, to make a fifty pence profit per kilo. Yet with a little technique, which nobody can object to, you can sell it to your customers for four quid!

Henry:         I’m sorry Mr. Randal; you’ve come to the wrong person.

Randal:       Who said that?

Henry:        I don’t sell butter. I run a shop that sells second-hand stamps, as you can see.

Randal:      Do you think that I came here with my eyes closed? I know that you sell this old stuff. Just think about my proposal.  Four quid for each kilogram of butter that you can buy from the farmer for less than twenty pence. Four quid!

Henry:         Forgive me.  I have to get back home.

Randal:      You’ll change your mind when you hear the second part of my plan.

Henry:         Please …

Randal:      Henry! You always miss rare opportunities because of your hastiness.

Henry:        I’ll buy one of your charity tickets, just to make your coming here seem worthwhile.

Randal:      Who cares about these damn tickets! I’m offering you the magic key to getting rich. Your first billion within two years, then more billions will follow. A billion generates billions. Don’t tell me that if I leave you now, these dusty old stamps will make you happy!

Henry:         I’m happy, really.

Randal:      Of course, because you only know one side of happiness, a naive side. This is a time of great wealth, the time of multibillionaires. It means flying with more than one wing. If one breaks, a thousand other wings will be there to soar with in this world of power, wealth and happiness.

Henry:        I love my work. It’s the work of my father and his fathers.

Randal:      Leave your ancestors in their graves! If they were alive, they would kick your ass, because of this hesitation. What does one shop for old stamps mean!? You could buy all the stamp shops in the world and run them from London, from the heart of the city, and you could move to the countryside with your family to live in a great palace.

Henry:        Mr. Randal, don’t waste your time arguing. We are a family that hates greed.

Randal:      You use old words to describe modern motives. This is your weakness. You still have the image of a greedy businessman with a double chin, flabby belly and dirty nails in your mind. Henry, this image belongs to the past.  Nowadays, the businessman is a handsome gentleman with nails that glow they are so clean!  He is the head of a modern family and is a faithful husband.

Henry:        Why did you come to me? Why don’t you choose someone else?

Randal:      You have a small capital that you could start with. In addition to that, old stamp sellers descend from families who haven’t starved or been overfed, and this is very important.

Henry:        I don’t like what you’re saying. None of it. I smell an evil spirit behind your temptations.

Randal:      [Waving the charity tickets.] Don’t forget that I dedicate some of my time to good causes. But tell me, if you don’t have any money, how can you work for a noble aim? I mean the important, good causes!

Henry:        Who are you?

Randal:      You will know when we reach a deal.

Henry:        [Thinking.] No thanks. I’m satisfied at this point, and one valuable virtue is enough for me: honour.

Randal:      Henry! Honour is an old thing. It’s a game of trickery that was played by kings and generals. Now is the time of wealth that brings glory. Any miserable wretch can make it and enjoy it until the end of his life. Honour? Which old-fashioned concept are you talking about? [Persistently.] This is a time of great chaos. It is the time of conmen. You’re standing on your head and you don’t understand what’s going on in this world. You don’t even know what’s going on in the town you live in! London, my dear, is a huge cesspit of breeding. A crazy machine for making limbs, heads, eyes and bowels. Women giving birth in homes, hospitals and on the pavement and as soon as the child opens his eyes, he screams: it’s me! It’s me who will be a millionaire! Can honour find a place in this jungle? Greed is the religious word for this era, the infernal door to happiness. Existence itself does not require a lot of effort or a miracle. But how can you protect yourself from indignity?  How can you get out of your limousine at your office without fighting a rabble for parking? How can you avoid the sadness when one person pushes you on the pavement without an apology or any polite words?

Henry:         Mr. Randal!  Please.

Randal:      Henry, you only have this life. It is your only chance! To be wealthy or to live like the other mice!

Henry:         [Insistently.] Please … [He turns to leave.]

Randal:       OK. [Drawing a gun and putting it on Henry’s temple.]

Henry:         What are you doing?

Randal:      I have revealed my plan to you. A plan that has consumed every moment of fear, hope, agony, and anxiety. Every moment of envy and jealousy, every moment of anger in my life.

Henry:         You won’t change my mind by threatening me.

Randal:      [The tickets fall and scatter on the ground.] Why not? If you prefer dust to gold! Henry! Food is the easy way to riches, because the stomach, this ugly hole, is the only voice that remains inside the human. Come. [Grabbing  Henry by his arm and pushing him to the right, with the gun still on his head.] Look at that crowd. It’s a drugged and unconscious creature with one face, one shape and a blind brain apportioned to three daily meals. It is an enormous power that devours. All of the factories and farms are unable to keep up with the speed at which it chews. If you give it cheap and quickly digestible food, you can play with its destiny, just like a cat with a mouse.

Henry:         You can’t force me to do something I don’t want to do.

Randal:      Listen then. Listen to this noise, this clamor. The world is moving backwards. People have become horrible, and it isn’t safe outside, ten million in one city.  An odd mixture of two legged creatures!

Henry:         Leave me alone…

Randal:      Ten million digesting stomachs!  The only thing that can upset them is if they stop devouring.

Henry:         You can’t do that …

Randal:      Ten million enemies competing with you for life, for a loaf of bread. Each one of them is greedy, envying his neighbour for his house, his new car, his job and even his accumulated debts. And as the number of people increases around them, the greediness grows inside them. So, don’t tell me that you’re happy and safe with this miserable shop.

Henry:         [Still under Randall’s control, looking and listening to the noise.]

Randal:      Henry! The butter. If you knew how to buy the butter for twenty pence and sell it for four quid, you’d earn the first billion within two years. The first billion that makes you taste real life, you’d enjoy the power around you; which would inspire you to keep doubling each new billion added to your name. Then, you can be whatever you like; to be the law, the state, the church or life itself and, you can even be GOD[RH1]  … if your soul sparkled in one of those serene moments. 

Henry:         That’s enough.

Randal:      No! You’ll hear what you have closed your ears to.

Henry:         Please…this is hurting me.

Randal:      Put yourself among this crowd. The herd of three meals a day. What would make you different from them? Nothing. Nothing at all, and one day when the tax officer discovers a small mistake in your books, or a smart dealer cheats you, [blowing] shooooh! … your shop will blow with the wind, and you’ll be left standing alone and vulnerable. [He takes the gun away from Henry’s head.]

Henry:        [Thinking while he’s listening to the noise on the street and looking to the left.] Randal!

Randal:       What?

Henry:        [Confused.] You are pushing me towards something inhuman.

Randal:      Inhuman? [Laughing.] Henry!  Humanity nowadays, is just a job like any other job, a job that made the stars, celebrities and the wealthy. Their books that weep for humanity are earning thousands of pounds. Look at what their stupid tears did. They put the thief, the murderer and the fraud, in one boat with the innocent, the poor and the gentle.

Henry:         [Puzzled.] Randal?

Randal:      I’ve told you my opinion. Now you can keep being part of the rubbish, or progress to a better position. [Getting ready to leave.]

Henry:         [Shouting.] Randal! Let me think about it.

Randal:       You’re wasting my time. [He heads to the left to leave.]

Henry:         [Shouting.] Randal…!

Randal:       What?

Henry:         What is the second part of your plan?

Randal:       Why have you changed your mind?

Henry:         You’ll know soon enough.

Randal:       I don’t like this. [Moving towards the right to leave.]

Henry:        [Grabs the gun and puts it on Randal’s temple.] You won’t leave here before you tell me.

Randal:       You won’t get anything before I know your reasons.

Henry:         The main reason is Ch’ien-Lung.

Randal:       What is that?

Henry:        [Takes a photograph from his pocket and shows it to him.] This is the rarest stamp in the world. It is a portrait of the Chinese Emperor Ch’ien-Lung. It was engraved on wood in the Eighteenth Century. It is unique and there is no other copy of it. I want to have it.

Randal:       It is just a picture without a frame.

Henry:        But the original is printed in stamp size. The experts value it as the most expensive stamp in the world. Now, tell me the second part of your plan.

Randal:      No.

Henry:        Why not?

Randal:      Because you’ll just want to bury your head in the sand.

Henry:        It is just the beginning.

Randal:      You don’t fool me! If you want to begin, you have to follow my rules. Good-bye. [Makes to leave.]      

Henry:        [Calling upon him.] Randal!

Randal:      What?

Henry:        You’re damned.

Randal:      And you’re a coward, who’s tied himself to the old banalities. Don’t shout after me if I turn to go!

Henry:        Ok.

Randal:      So you completely agree?

Henry:        Yes. What’s the second part of the plan? How does it begin?

Randal:      Very easily. Even honour will not be strong enough to resist it.

 

 

                Scene Two

The same place, at night.

Singing from above:

Hunter shelter from the rain,

A rabbit came once and again,

Away away, the hunter said,

A giant leopard will find you,

So my day will terribly end…

Another voice from faraway:

          Who is there?

[Diamond and Jewel enter, Africans, in their twenties.]

Diamond:    Nobody here mates, I told you!

Jewel:         But I heard a white voice singing.

Diamond:    Stop being scared mate.

Jewel:        [Angrily] Don’t call my carefulness fear. I don’t like this. I heard a white man chattering.

Diamond:   The whites’ ghosts are always raving at night, mate. I didn’t say you were scared.

 [Metal tools creaking. Both of them shrink down.]         

Jewel:         [Whispering.] See?

Diamond:    Shhh

Jewel:         I don’t like their chattering.

Diamond:    [Startled.] I said shut up.

Jewel:         You are also scared mate!

Diamond:    Who? Me? Shit.

Jewel:         Let’s go.

Diamond:    Yes, let’s go.

[Freezing at their place, as they hear something moving down the street. Khan and Zahid enter – they are also in their twenties.]

Khan           Hi...

Diamond:   They are just two Asian squirrels. [Then he and Jewel laugh.] Hi guys.  What’s your name, mate?

Khan: Nobody.

Diamond:   [He offers his hand.] Nice to meet you. My name is also nobody. What do you think about a quick job for a pint of beer?

Khan: What’s your plan?

Zahid:         [Whispering to Khan.] I don’t trust blacks.

Khan: Let’s listen first.

Diamond:   The till of the snack shop down the street, or a passenger coming out of the tube station.

Jewel:        [Whispering to Diamond.] Why did you tell them our plan, mate? They’ll do it themselves.

Diamond:   Shut up. I know these scary squirrels. They only steal from their own people; I just want to push them away.

Jewel:        I hate the smell of Asians it stinks of dishonesty. You know it!

Diamond:    One moment. [Then to Khan.] What did you say, mate?

Khan:          Sorry, we don’t rob.

Diamond:   [Hits Jewel on his head.] I told you! [Then to Khan.] Come on mate, don’t play with me, why are you here then?

Khan: We were just passing by.

Diamond:   Oh mate, you didn’t pass by this place for no reason. Did you?

Khan:         We have no reason, I said.

Diamond:   Are you looking for a BMW to go back home with? [Gives him a set of keys.] Help yourself, and then give them back to me.

Khan: I don’t need your help. I have my own car.

Diamond:    Stolen or bought?

Khan:         I said my own car! I found a job two months ago, so I bought a Suzuki Jeep.

Diamond:   Wow! If I worked one day, I wouldn’t waste the money on buying a car. [Shaking the set of keys in front of Khan’s face.] All right, don’t tell me that you’re here at this time of night just looking for romantic sights … you two Asian squirrels!

Khan:          [Threateningly] Don’t say that again! Or...

Jewel:        Or what?? [The atmosphere gets tense; each one puts his hand on his hidden sidearm to get ready.]

          [The same creaks, frightening them all.]

Jewel:        Something is worrying me mate! Don’t tell me it’s the whites’ ghosts hitting each other with hammers at night.

[Robin and his group are arriving – Robin and his girlfriend Jenny, then Tracky.]

Robin:        The church is full with priests but no one is praying! Hi boys.

Diamond:    Hi Robin.

Robin:         Do you know me?!

Diamond:    Last weekend we were at the same pub, mate!

Jenny:         [Talking nicely to Jewel.] Do you have some of it, love?

Robin:         Shut up!

Jenny:         [Gets the change out of her bucket.] I don’t have any more!

Jewel:         Sorry love, this is nothing.

Robin:         Jenny, you need a kick, do you know?

Khan: Oi girl, we have a bit of cannabis, do you want some?

Jenny:         Go on then, love.

Khan:          [Counts the change in her hand.] It’s not enough.

Jenny:         I asked for one puff, love, not half a kilo!

Khan:          I know. Five quid each.

Jenny:         What, are you crazy?

Khan:          This is the evening price, girl.

Jenny:        Have you opened your corner shop now? Take this quid   and give me one.

Khan:          Sorry. You can’t get it easily at this time.

Robin:         [Shouting to her.] Jenny!

Jenny:         Go on, just a puff.

Robin:        [Gives her his can of beer.] Take this for now.

[Zahid and khan withdraw backwards.]

Khan:          OK guys, we’re late, bye …

Diamond:   Don’t disturb the good vibes at the tube entrance, squirrel brothers. Remember, it is my portion for tonight.

[Khan and Zahid leave and head to the left.]

Robin:        OK boys, what’s going on? Are you waiting for

something? The milk your mothers have made for you will be getting cold.

Diamond:   Oh mate! We’re not those kind of guys. If you have a target then, we can work together.

Jenny:        Why not Robin! [Then to Jewel while she stretches out her hand with the change.] A small toke.... For good faith, love.

[Robin looks at her angrily.]

Jewel:         This is not enough, love. It doesn’t cover the cost.

Tracky:       Robin! Tell them about the Mire’s house that’s surrounded by alarms, and let’s see if their legs are as fast as they appear to be.

Diamond:   You’re dealing with hard men, mate. Tell us your plan and we’ll go first/we’ll take charge/we'll take control.

Tracky:        Robin!

Robin:         I don’t like working with these tossers.

Jenny:         Robin, give me some change.

Robin:         Finish your beer and we’ll see.

Jenny:        [Throwing the can at the wall and shouting.] I don’t want this thing, it spins my head, I told you Robin. I can’t walk without it, and you’re not doing anything, just rambling and rambling and rambling on these dirty roads.

Robin:         Calm down Bitch.

Jenny:         [Loudly.] I need it...!

[Robin beats her.]

 Jewel:        Honestly, I bought it from the dealer for ten quid!

[A woman’s voice heard from faraway, worrying them all.]

The voice:   Help, help …

Jenny:        What is that voice? It reminds me of someone, a person I’ve talked to before. [Squeezes her head trying to remember, as she makes to leave to the left.]

Robin:         Where are you going?

Jenny:        Oh damn! My head is full of straw, straw and nothing else.

[Silence in the street again.]

Robin:         OK boys; are you ready to work together?

Diamond:    What do you have?

Robin:        Look over there, the old Mire’s house is on the corner, its ground windows are easily shattered. Two bops on the nose and the old biddy will tell us about her savings.

Diamond:   Oh mate, what do you expect from those coffin dodgers, twenty quid or thirty? Oh mate. With one scam in the tube I’d get triple, without the annoying screams. We want fast and safe burglaries[RH2] .

Robin:         You want something that you can run after, like a rabbit.

[Sound of a dragging bag. Jewel panicky pushes himself towards Diamond.]

Jewel:         Let’s leave this place mate.

Isabelle’s voice singing:

The right hand grips a bouquet,

The left hand’s full of scents,

From London’s beautiful gardens,

Williams’ bright hands carry for me.

Flowers and fragrance.

Every morning and afternoon…

 [Isabelle enters – in her fifties - pulling a big bag. She’s mad about picking the rubbish up from the streets.]

Jenny:         I’ve remembered! It’s Isabelle!

Diamond:    Who’s she?

Tracky:        The crazy Isabelle.

Diamond:    What is she doing?

Tracky:        Cleaning the roads, don’t you see?

Jenny:         Hi Isabelle!

Isabelle:     Hello good boys. You’re not throwing trash on London’s face are you?

Jenny:         Of course not. Were you crying?

Isabelle:      Two bad boys attacked me.

Jenny:         Who were they?

Isabelle:     I don’t know. I told them, take this bread if you’re hungry, but they were after the change in my pockets.

Diamond:    The squirrels, for sure.

Isabelle:     I told them that I don’t care about money; there is enough bread for all of us. They didn’t believe me, and then they began to search my pockets. I was afraid that they might go further, you know.

Jenny:         I’m sorry for you Isabelle …

Isabelle:     [Whispering to Jenny.] I called for Williams to protect me, but he went to hunt foxes in Richmond.

Jenny:         I’m sure of that.

Isabelle:     You’re a good girl; don’t throw rubbish on the ground. [Starts picking up the litter.]

Jewel:         [Teasing.] Is she one of the night cleaning crew, or what?

Diamond:    Idiot! Don’t you see that she’s self-employed?

[Laughing with Jewel.]

Jenny:         Isabelle, you’re really beautiful.

Isabelle:     Thank you. Williams used to say to me “You’re beautiful like London”. That’s why I want London to stay clean and beautiful every day.

Diamond:   This is the strangest kind of madness I’ve ever seen! Woman, what’s the difference if this damn city is clean or dirty? Who cares?

Isabelle:     Don’t say that gentleman. I feel so sad when I see this filth on the streets and in front of houses.

Diamond:   Ever since I opened my eyes, London has been sinking in rubbish.

Isabelle:     Please mister, London was so beautiful, like Stockholm, like Rome ... I’ve walked on their streets with these feet, Williams took me there.

Jewel:        She’s really funny. Hey … Woman, here’s something to mess with.

[He gets the dirty used tissues out from his pocket, spits on them and throws them on the ground. Isabelle picks them up mechanically.]

Isabelle:      Be good boys, and put rubbish in its place.

Jewel:         [Carrying on with his game.] Here, there, here, woman.

Tracky:       [He also fancies playing the game, and starts to pick up rubbish from the ground and throws it in front of and behind her, while she spins around.] Here … here…woman!

Jenny:         [Warning.] Stop it, you idiots.

Jewel:         She enjoys her work, don’t you see?

Jenny:         Stop it you fools, don’t you know who she is?

Jewel:         Who?

Jenny:        Silly boy. She was the most beautiful woman in London. She descends from a wealthy family. A speeding car hit her fiancé and she became mad.

Jewel:        So what? She’s a crazy woman now.  We can have fun with her for a while.

Jenny:         You’re selfish and a savage. [She kicks him.]

Diamond:    Stop doing that. Stop it.

Robin:        [To his mates.] OK boys, Mire has switched off her lights, let’s check out the area before we get started.

[Robin and his mates leaving.]

Diamond:    Jewel, come on, let’s go. [They leave.]

[Isabelle, alone. After she finishes cleaning the place, puts a weary old mat beside a wall and goes to sleep. The lamp switches on at the top of the post, the light spreads across the street.]

The same voice as at the beginning of the scene:

Away away, the hunter said,

A giant leopard chasing you,

So my day will terribly end…

 

[An electrician climbs down from the lamp post, after he’s finished his work, and settles on the ground.]

The electrician: I didn’t see anything. I didn’t hear anything. It doesn’t matter to me. Stretch your work hours during the day to get overtime hours at night. That’s my principle. [As he makes to move, the light turns off again.] OK, tomorrow we’ll see what the real problem is.

 

 

                  Scene Three

    A big office that overlooks the Thames.

[Henry comes in, followed by his secretary Mrs. Cope.]

Henry:        Reschedule the meeting with the supermarkets managers to this afternoon. I want to meet Mr. McQueen alone and I don’t know how long the meeting is going to take. [Sitting behind his desk.]

Mrs.Cope: Would you have a look at these papers before Mr. McQueen comes?

Henry:        Sure. [Whilst reviewing and signing some papers.] Write to the milk supplier and tell him that we won’t be buying their milk from next month onwards, as we’ll buy the factory and the cows, if they make us a good offer. Tell Mr. Clement that the clothes in our factories should also be subjected to the same principle as the butter, and we insist on that.

Mrs. Cope: OK, I’ll do that.

Henry:        And, when Mr. Boyd arrives, let him in directly. [He gives her the papers that he has just finished.] And don’t bring the tea even if I ask for it. I want him to be obsessed with the taste of the milk and cookies during the negotiations.

Mrs. Cope: All right.

Henry:        That’s all. Thank you Mrs. Cope. [She leaves.]

[Janet - Henry’s wife - comes in, kisses her husband, and heads towards the window to look at the view of the river.]

Henry:         How was your journey?

Janet:          The same awful traffic jam.

Henry:         I think we need another method.

Janet:          What’s on your mind?

Henry:        I’ll tell you at the right time. The photographer might arrive at any moment.

Janet:         Henry, you know, I’m starting to get bored of this. Photos at home, photos in the garden, photos in your office, photos with the kids and photos without them…

Henry:         This is part of our new life, darling.

Janet:          It’s too much, and so silly.

Henry:        You look at it this way because your eyes can’t bear the flashes and lights, but you know it is at the heart of my business. People like to know about our private life, and often when we smile for them in pictures, they flock to my projects and markets.

Janet:          Their demands never stop. That’s what worries me.

Henry:        Sooner or later, we’ll govern their passions and demands, darling.

Janet:         That is an illusion. They’ll keep hunting for every single detail about our lives and nothing will stop their curiosity.

Henry:        For us, their curiosity revives their desire in our product.

Janet:         You made me feel like a fool. Last time my eyes hurt me when you allowed the photographer to use a strong light.

Henry:        I shouldn’t tell the photographer what to do. It’s his work. Janet my dear, why don’t we discuss this matter seriously?

Janet:         How?

Henry:        You need to have your eyes checked Janet.

Janet:         My eyes are all right. They’re just sensitive to flashes. You know that.

Henry:        I know, but I’m thinking of an advanced check up in the USA.

Janet:          Why is that?

Henry:        I have received some information from a specialist about a minor operation that uses laser radiation, which would end your problem, once and for all.

Janet:          A laser operation for a little sensitivity?!

Henry:        It only takes three hours. We’ll be beside you, the kids and I.

Janet:          I don’t want to take the risk.

Henry:        The best expert would supervise the operation.

Janet:          Please!

Henry:        And then all the TV or newspaper interviews wouldn’t seem so awful for you.

Janet:          Why you are insisting?

Henry:         I’m trying to simplify things for you. That’s all.

Janet:         You know that my eyes are fine except with those damned lights, why... Why do you want to expose them to this risk?

Henry:        There is no danger, believe me. I’m willing to pay half a million dollars for this operation!

Janet:          Oh… No, this whole matter frightens me.

Henry:        We have to look forward… Janet! My God! You don’t understand what I’m saying!  We have to cope with our life, to enjoy it to the greatest extent possible.

Janet:         We do enjoy it, so why should we take extreme measures? What’s beyond this?

Henry:        Something bigger. More happiness, if we could just accept/understand the new situation.

Janet:         No Henry, please. I’ve accepted so many things that I didn’t like, that I wasn’t even convinced by. Keep me away from [RH3] this eye surgery and from standing in front of the camera lights.

Henry:         Lights are part of our new lifestyle darling.

Janet:          But it’s an odd lifestyle, isn’t it?

Henry:         It seems odd because you haven’t really accepted it.

Janet:          I can’t.

Henry:         We’ll be isolated from the others because of this.

Janet:         We are not isolated, we have friends and relatives, we love them and they love us.

Henry:        I mean isolated from [RH4] the lives of the rich and VIPs and prevented from winning their friendship too.

Janet:          What can I do? I don’t like those people.

Henry:        They are human beings too. If they are wealthy it doesn’t mean that they are aliens.

Janet:          Sometimes I don’t get you.

Henry:         Why?

Janet:         You’ve lost a lot of your kindness since you began earning these millions from the food stores.

Henry:        I didn’t lose anything, my dear. You’ve just become obstinate.

Janet:          Don’t you see how fast you’re hurtling forwards?

Henry:        This is the rule of business; you have to grow quickly so no one bigger than you can swallow you.

Janet:          Who said that?

Henry:         Randal.

Janet:         Randal again? [Pause.] Anyway, the photographer hasn’t come yet; I have to go to the school.

Henry:        [Speaking to Mrs. Cope by phone.] Mrs. Cope, have you heard anything from the photographers? OK then. Thank you. [To Janet.] They will arrive within half an hour. The traffic delayed them.

Janet:         I can’t wait. I have to go.

Henry:        Give them a ring please.

Janet:         No, I’ve been absent too many times.

Henry:        We agreed that this job was just to occupy your time, not to be an obstacle for my big projects.

Janet:         I like teaching and mixing with my colleagues and the kids and if I agreed to something in a moment of excitement, that does not mean leaving my job.

Henry:        Half an hour please.

Janet:         I can’t Henry. Have a nice day. [Kisses him and leaves.]

Henry:        [Alone looking at the river.] Does she really love her job, or does she just want to enjoy the money without having to change her habits?

Mrs. Cope: [At the door.] Mr. Boyd.

Henry:         Let him in.

[Mr. Boyd comes in – in his sixties.]

Mr. Boyd:    Mr. Selmer. Good morning.

Henry:        Good morning to you Mr. Boyd. [To Mrs. Cope.] Tea for Mr. Boyd please.

Mrs. Cope: Of course. [Leaves and shuts the door.]

Mr. Boyd: A young man, as I expected!

Henry:         I’m a little over thirty.

Mr. Boyd:    [Kidding.] Not more than four years!

Henry:         [Laughing.] Your eyes don’t deceive you.

Mr. Boyd:   Anyway, don’t push yourself closer to the abyss of old age … Frankly, I don’t have any problems with the young businessmen, but I have started feeling like a stranger among them, not just because of my age, but also because of the money that grows in their hands so quickly. Is this great opportunity to get to know you, a chance to talk about the corn as well?

Henry:         Yes it is, if you don’t mind.

Mr. Boyd:   Of course not, because behind some of my business there is something, call it excitement, or love.  The things that I deal with, I touch with my hand to figure out its size and its shape, and sometimes I smell it, and corn is one of these things. Therefore, you’ll find that I am very happy while we’re talking about corn.

Henry:        I’m ready, and we can start talking about the good background of our work. [RH5]   Mr. Boyd, I have a big project to support charity associations.

Mr. Boyd:    Charity?

Henry:        Yes, feeding a huge number of homeless people who believe in the churches in order to get a hot sip of soup during winter. You won’t participate financially, but I’m sure that you’ll look upon my approach with kindness in some way.

Mr. Boyd:    How is that?

Henry:         I want to buy your farms.

Mr. Boyd:    I sell the products from my farms, not the farms themselves.

Henry:         I want the corn and the land.

Mr. Boyd:    Why is that?

Henry:         It is essential to my project.

Mr. Boyd:   Don’t tell me that you’ll turn all the crops into a soup for charity!

Henry:         [Smiling.] Not exactly.

Mr. Boyd:    Part of them?

Henry:         A small part of them.

Mr. Boyd:   I get it. In this case you won’t leave me any role to play, according to what you have said.

Henry:         On the contrary, it will be a prominent role.

Mr. Boyd:   I thought of myself as a stranger among young businessmen, now I’ve discovered that I’m artless too. Mr. Selmer, let’s talk about two of my farms.

Henry:         I want them all.

Mr. Boyd:   I haven’t said I would sell and you have already put down your conditions?

Henry:        Because I know that you have thought about selling some of them, I want them all. I have a great offer.

Mr. Boyd:   Mr. Selmer, I like feeling the things I own and, appreciating their existence. Corn is one of these things. The sight of the spikes of corn spread out over large expanses of land, the smell that is left on my hands after grabbing a bunch of it. How valuable this is to me! You might consider it as a weakness, but I inherited it from my agricultural family.

Henry:         I can imagine.

Mr. Boyd:   No, if you’ve seen how I walk or sleep, sometimes, between the spikes of corn, even at this age. You might say that I am mad, but I like it, and I don’t care what you might say, so, I’ll keep three farms … for my madness and business, and we’ll talk about the rest.

Henry:         I’ll offer you double of what Murphy offered you.

Mr. Boyd:   [Astonished.] Why do you want to own all the corn in England? What are you going to do with it?

Henry:        The soup Mr. Boyd. I want all the soup to go to the English people from one door: this door and only this door.

Mr. Boyd:  You can’t do that.  It’s impossible.

Henry:        Impossible! I am highly experienced with this word. Mr. Boyd, you’ll stand beside me in front of the TV cameras, to announce – as partners - the donation of soup to church kitchens in England for five years. You’ll be a donor without even paying a penny, and you can use this in your business dealings.

Mr. Boyd:   I won’t need these games. I have enough experience to manage on my terms.

Henry:         This is one of the conditions of the deal.

Mr. Boyd:    I’ll sell you some of my farms but not myself.

Henry:         I want them both.

Mr. Boyd:    No, this is too much.

Henry:         Triple of what Mr. Murphy offered?

Mr. Boyd:   It seems that you don’t want to understand that people have a need for these little things, which sustain them.

Henry:        I realise one thing – and you know it - that the price of corn will decrease by half, and you’ll find it very difficult to buy fuel for your machines.

Mr. Boyd:    Tell me, did you order the tea from The Grand Hotel?

Henry:         Oh, I’m sorry. [By phone.] Mrs. Cope, the tea please.

Mr. Boyd:    OK, let’s save time. Leave me three farms.

Henry:         All of them.

Mr. Boyd:    [Talking to himself] I thought that I would drive this boy with only two fingers.

Henry:         [Smiling.] What did you say?

Mr. Boyd:   Mr. Selmer, we have to look at our human weakness fairly!

Henry:        In business we have to avoid such words; fair, honest, moral … because they push us into situations that we can’t step back from easily.

Mr. Boyd:   I need to take a tablet to balance the sugar in my blood. [Gets the bottle of tablets out of his pocket and swallows one of them.] Leave me two of them.

Henry:         All of them.

[Pause.]

Mr. Boyd:   [Standing up.] There is one farm down the hill, it has a special significance to me, and I don’t have to tell you why. If you don’t want to exclude it from the deal, then there will not be a deal.

Henry:         OK. [By phone.] Mrs. Cope, the tea please. Now.

Mr. Boyd:    Thank you. [Gets up.] I’ll have my tea at home.

Henry:        Do you want a lift? I’m on my way to the opening of my new supermarket in the West End.

Mr. Boyd:    OK. I was thinking of taking a taxi.

Henry:         Give me a couple of minutes and I’ll be ready.

Mr. Boyd:   Driving among those kids makes me feel humiliated therefore I don’t use my car any more, only on Sundays.

Henry:         You’re right. [Gesturing to him to get out.] Please.

Mr. Boyd:    Thank you. One thing Mr. Selmer!

Henry:         Please.

Mr. Boyd:    It’s about good causes. What does God mean to you?

Henry:        What does God mean? God means time; the time I spend working, the time that I enjoy, and the time that I live on this earth.

 

 

                  Scene Four

The same office. Henry is sleeping on the sofa after working all night.

   [Mrs. Cope comes in carrying her handbag.]

 Mrs. Cope: He’s working, always working, day and night, every two hours he asks me to get the latest bank statement to see if he’s earned his first billion yet. Poor Mr. Selmer, his father! He was satisfied with the little he had and he was happy with his life and his business. He used to say to me: Dear Donna, a real smile for the customers, I don’t want to clear out their pockets, a little smile from them is quite enough to give me peace of mind, so I can relax while having my dinner with my family. This boy has changed a lot, and keeps changing every day.

   [She wakes Henry up.]

Mr. Selmer, Mr. Selmer...

Henry:         What?

Mrs. Cope: Good morning. It’s eight o’clock.

Henry:        [Sits at the edge of the sofa.] Good morning Mrs. Cope … what time did you say it was?

Mrs. Cope: Eight o’clock. I’ll make you a cup of coffee.

Henry:        Before that, I’d like you to take the work that I did last night. [Searching among the files on the coffee table.] It was a fruitful night for the poultry project. This plan is for the typist; ask her to prepare copies for the marketing management staff, and to arrange a meeting with them at 7 o’clock.

Mr. Cope:    OK sir.

Henry:        I’m seeing Mr. Woodward, one of the agriculture commission directors, for a business dinner today. Write that down in your agenda.

Mrs. Cope: Sure.

Henry:        [Standing behind the window and looking down at the street.] Mrs. Cope, do you remember the old woman that we sometimes saw sleeping in front of the stamp shop in Hammersmith?

Mrs. Cope: Yes I do.

Henry:        Last night when I was coming back from the restaurant, I found her sleeping beside the door of the building. What’s brought her to the city?

Mrs. Cope: Looking for the warm in the cracks of the pavements.

Henry:        That’s what I thought too. Pay for someone to move her away, to Surrey or Walthamstow … or any other remote area, to make it impossible for her to come to the city.

Mrs. Cope: OK Sir. But can I know why, in case I get asked?

Henry:        We sell processed food. I don’t want the African businessmen who are coming next week to see this ugly scene in front of the building and you might as well do something about the rubbish that hasn’t been collected.

Mrs. Cope: We can’t do anything about that. I’ve tried to do something, but it was useless.

Henry:        In that case … ask the management to move the office up to the next floor. Let them do it this weekend.

Mrs. Cope: OK.

Henry:        We should work according to this principle: As the rubbish increases around us, we move one more floor up from the ground. Now give me ten minutes to wash my face.

 [He goes to an attached room, then he stops when he notices Mrs. Cope is still there.]

Henry:         What?

Mrs. Cope: I don’t know how to say this … but you’re exhausting yourself with work! With the appointments that I arranged yesterday, you’ll run from one place to another without any break.

Henry:        I appreciate that, Mrs. Cope, and don’t worry about me. The human being is one of nature’s powerhouses, like trees, mountains, air. Like rivers, digging their way through the rocks, deeply and widely, to become longer and longer until they are giants and nothing can obstruct them. So, please don’t repeat this exhausting story every day.

Mrs. Cope: OK sir.

Henry:        [Near the Thames view, thinking.] Like a giant river, wide, fast running … [Then he goes through the door to the attached room.]

 [After a while, Alison appears at the doorway. Thirty-five years old. First her head appears, and then she enters.]

Alison:       Wow … what a luxurious office! And this beautiful view! The so shy Henry, the big idealist who teased me about talking about ambition and money… look at what he owns now! A whole floor crowded with employees and secretaries, who was expecting that!

 [Mrs. Cope comes in with the coffee.]

Mrs. Cope: Who are you?

Alison:        My name is Alison.

Mrs. Cope:  What are you doing here?

Alison:       I just wanted to see Henry. Don’t be angry, he knows me very well, I was his class mate and …

Mrs. Cope: It’s incredible. Who let you in?

Alison:       Take it easy. I got in with one of the employees who pointed your desk out to me. But you weren’t there, so I thought I’d surprise him.

Mrs. Cope: Oh … It’s horrible! You shouldn’t have done that.

Alison:        I’m sorry if I went a bit far.

Mrs. Cope: A bit! Oh my god, what has happened to people’s behaviour! Now you will have to wait in my office to see if I can book you an appointment on another day.

Alison:       I’m sure that he won’t shoot you if he finds me here without an appointment!

Mrs. Cope: How dare you! Please … out.

 [Henry comes out of the attached room.]

Henry:         What’s going on?

Mrs. Cope: This lady sneaked into your office …

Alison:        [At the same time.] Hi!

Henry:         Alison …

Alison:        I came to see you without an appointment, that’s all.

Mrs. Cope: What rudeness!

Henry:         It’s Ok Mrs. Cope.

[Mrs. Cope goes out angrily.]

Alison:        Aren’t you going to ask how am I?

Henry:         You’ve surprised me with this visit. How are you doing?

Alison:        I’m happy to see you again. It’s been a long time.

Henry:         Yes. You haven’t changed a bit.

Alison:       Nor you. You still look after your appearance. I always liked the colours you chose. But those flecks of grey in your hair…

Henry:         Really!

Alison:       I was always pleased for you every time I saw your picture and your news on the front page in Australia. [She laughs.] You’re like a movie star. Are you happy with all that?

Henry:         Yes, why not? You were in Australia then?

Alison:       Yes I was. Though I’ve had plenty of bad luck, believe me, I haven’t given up yet.

Henry:        I know that you are not a person who accepts the little of what life gives. Would you like some coffee?

Alison:       No, thank you. [Pause.] I’m sure that you are happy with her.

Henry:         Who?

Alison:        Your wife!

Henry:         Yes …

Alison:       But why does she look panicky standing beside you in the pictures?

Henry:         So, you really were tracking us.

Alison:        The media follows you everywhere.

Henry:        Janet’s eyes are very sensitive to the lights. She has eventually agreed after resisting for a long time to have laser surgery in the USA.

Alison:       Tell me … [laughing] without lying, is she really supporting you as it appears in your pictures?

Henry:        Yes, she is, in some ways. We have two children, a boy and a girl.

Alison:       I know. The media tells us everything about your life; therefore I buy the newspaper every day. [Pause.] To be honest, your pictures made my life really miserable.

Henry:         I’m sorry about that.

Alison:       But you never asked about me did you? No, no, I don’t want to embarrass you.

Henry:         Alison, it was teenage stuff and that time is over now.

Alison:       I looked at it that way… before those damned pictures started burning/torturing[RH6]  my mind every day.

Henry:         I hope the past hasn’t disappointed you.

Alison:       Disappointment? No, it’s something else, it wasn’t you. The fact is that your parents rejected me. Passionately rejected me and pushed you, because of heir values/morals to marry another woman. But when I started reading about the huge profits that you were making, I started asking why you agreed to your parents’ wishes then? Why did you yield without any sign of disagreement? How come they considered my ambitions to be worse than what you’re doing now?

Henry:         Alison …

Alison:        No, no need to apologise or to justify anything.

[The telephone rings.]

Henry:        [Answers.] Yes Mrs. Cope! OK, a bit later. [Puts the handset down.] Alison, now we don’t believe in what they call fate. But we should admit that what happened then just confused our young minds, that’s all.

Alison:        I said no justifications.

Henry:         I just want to clarify …

Alison:       No, I can get in and out your mind without your help. I don’t need clarifications. We’ve got the same nature, I was braver than you but less fortunate, that’s all. You became a millionaire in less than five years, and you are expected to be a billionaire soon. I’m happy for your success, believe me.

Henry:        Please then, let me give you a hand to overcome what you call bad luck. I can support you in any project you would like to do in Sydney, do you agree?

Alison:       I have left Australia forever. [Pauses.] But you can help me.

Henry:         How? Just tell me.

Alison:        Find me a job, here, in London.

Henry:        In London? OK, why not? I’ll arrange a job for you in one of my divisions.

Alison:        I meant this office.

Henry:         Why exactly here?

Alison:       I want to stand beside you, to support you in your work. That’s what really attracted me more than anything else.

Henry:         Alison! …

Alison:       Forget the past. We are similar, you know that, we’re twins but nature planted us in two different wombs. I won’t compete with your wife for the fame, let her look after her silly teaching job, just use her for the lights and cameras after you have repaired her sickly eyes. But I’ll be an extra eye in your head, taking care of your business. Trust me Henry.

Henry:         But …

Alison:       Let us forget the past. I’ve learned, toured, experienced many jobs and I’ve met different kinds of people, and I have realised that the world is so small, you can put all its treasures and money in one pocket, all you need to have is a strong liver and a big stomach, a stomach as big as a whale’s … and I’m sure that you do.

Henry:         [Thinking consciously.]

Alison:       You’ll reach it alone, no doubt, but not as quickly as you want. I’m the one who could clear out the heavy and hard rocks from your path. What is making you afraid and hesitant to accept me beside you?

Henry:        I don’t know … Or maybe it’s the new idiom that you are using.

Alison:       [Laughing.] But you know that I was always interested in books and reading. It’s only twelve years ago how could you forget that about me?

Henry:        And there you were ratting the pupils’ behavior to the headmaster for an extra portion of biscuits, even though your mother filled your bag with biscuits and cake!

Alison:       [Laughing.] Because getting their portion amused me. Besides, I have never ratted on you, and you, yourself often enjoyed their biscuits, have you forgotten that? It was you who used to say that all parents’ tales about punishment on doomsday were ridiculous. Have you forgotten? Henry! You enjoyed all my takings, and kept your hands clean. You have no right to sit in the priest chair now.

   [The phone rings incessantly.]

Henry:        [By phone.] Yes Mrs. Cope. Another moment please. No, I’m fine. [Puts the handset down.] OK, let’s work together. Which department do you want?

Alison:       Any small desk close to your office, and tell your emaciated secretary that I can come in and out of this door whenever I like.

Henry:         Certainly.

Alison:        See you tomorrow then. [Goes out.]

Henry:        She’s intelligent, ambitious, but she moves like a tornado, that’s what frightens me. Anyway, she is beneficial for me and I can move her as I like. [Hold his head suddenly.] Aah …the dizziness again! [Sits behind his desk searching among the files, while still holding his head.] Where is Mr. Boyd’s file? Let’s try her with it tomorrow. That’s it, old Mr. Boyd is a stubborn man, I’ll see what can she do with him.

   [Mrs. Cope goes in with the medicine and a cup of water.]

Mrs. Cope: You’re supposed to have your bedtime medicine Mr. Selmer! Are you suffering from a headache?

Henry:         It’s a sort of dizziness this time.

Mrs. Cope: In that case you have to follow the doctor’s instructions.

Henry:         [Takes the medicine.] Thank you Mrs. Cope.

Mrs. Cope: Next time, would you mind if I bring you your medication, even during meetings?

Henry:        Of course not. Thank you for this, you are as faithful to me as you were to my father.

Mrs. Cope: It’s my duty.

Henry:        Why do you call it a duty? I can’t find that sort of faithfulness, even when I pay for it.

Mrs. Cope: It was to Mr. Selmer, because he taught me a lot in this life.

Henry:        [Smiles.] This is the issue then! [Pauses.] One thing still confuses me, Mrs. Cope. As I paid people for their services, their faith declined, why?

Mrs. Cope: Work these days has become merciless, that’s why, only those with a hyena’s nature are attracted to it. Would you like to postpone your visit to the new supermarket until you are better?

Henry:        No, I’ll go. I want to see the customers queuing at the tills. I want to see how interested they are in the soup. As you know, I have put a lot into this project. I enjoy watching the movements of the cashier’s hands and hearing the noisy scanners. I know that you don’t like business, because you used to work as an assistant for my father, then for me at the stamp shop. But business doesn’t only mean profits. Behind it, there is the excitement of competing against others for the profit and the winning. Grasping a bargain that others are gambling and maneuvering to get. It’s more than the money that comes from the projects themselves. Ordinary people don’t understand the essence of business, so they call profits greediness. It’s not like that. The attraction comes with the wheeling and dealing while playing with the money. Now, what shall we do?

Mrs. Cope: Ten minutes, interview for the TV, while you’re moving between the employees’ desks.

Henry:        OK, I’ll follow you. [She goes out. Henry puts on his jacket and follows her.]

   [Pause. Janet comes in, followed by Mrs. Cope.]

Mrs. Cope: Come in please, it will be over any minute now.

Janet:          Thank you.

Mrs. Cope: Would you like a cup of tea?

Janet:         No, thanks. [Pause.] Mrs. Cope, I’m embarrassed to ask, did Henry really spend last night here? I mean ... he gets back home so late these days and, sometimes he stays at the office.

Mrs. Cope: Yes, actually. Don’t let this upset you. He’s obsessed with work. I was thinking about calling you Mrs. Selmer.

Janet:          What about?

Mrs. Cope: About my staying here. I’m thinking of resigning.

Janet:          Why?

Mrs. Cope: The work has become more than I can handle. Mr. Selmer needs a young woman for his secretary. I’ve worked with this family for thirty years and I have to admit that I don’t mind them at all, they‘ve been so generous with me, but I’ve started feeling my age, my legs can’t stand the running around all day.

Janet:          Have you told Henry about this?

Mrs. Cope: Not yet. I wanted to tell you first so you could understand my reasons.

Janet:         So don’t tell him, please. He needs you; I also rely on your being here.

Mrs. Cope: But he really needs a young woman, someone more active and patient than me. We began with one supermarket. Now I can’t even count the number of supermarkets, factories, farms, restaurants, and the companies he runs. This is too much for a woman of my age.

Janet:         Don’t do this now, please. Ask him to employ more people under your supervision. I’m sure he’ll do that. Henry depends on you.

Mrs. Cope: I don’t know if I can manage to do all this work.

Janet:         Please. By the way, who’s Alison? Is she his new assistant? She calls him even at weekends; he talks to her about business a lot.

Mrs. Cope: God help us with this sort of women. She moves like a hungry fox seeking food, but once she gets it she leaves it looking for something else. Mr. Selmer relies too much on her advice.

Janet:         I’ll tell you something in private Mrs. Cope; I have problems with Henry. [Laughing.] He finds me stubborn, but he, himself doesn’t accept any discussion about his demands and wishes. If he wants something, I’m supposed to accept it straight away, and if I discuss it with him, he considers me to be rebellious. He is so hard, but I don’t want my family to be ruined, therefore I put up with him.

Henry; the kind, the tolerant, now only hears what he wants, and if I say I don’t like this, he pours money over me to convince me. I’m so tired, but I can’t leave him alone now. Mrs. Cope, you’ve always been part of the Selmer family, I’m sure you will not leave him now, will you? The doctor says that the headache he’s suffering from is serious and it’s caused by his tiredness.

   [Henry comes in.]

Henry:        Hello sweetheart. [Then to Mrs. Cope] Tell the central bakery that the TV crew will visit them this afternoon to film the new way of making bread and biscuits.

Mrs. Cope: OK [She goes out.]

Henry:        I’m glad that you’re here. I have prepared something; I hope it’ll please you.

Janet:          What?

Henry:        [Looking at his watch.] Just wait for a couple of minutes. I intended to meet you at the school.

Janet:          Henry, I’ve lost my job at the school.

Henry:         Really!

Janet:         They told me this morning that there were going to be some redundancies.

Henry:         I’m sorry about that darling.

Janet:         But I’m the only one out of the whole staff who has been sacked.

Henry:         I’m really sorry.

Janet:          I’m so sad.

Henry:         I don’t think you need to be that sad.

Janet:         You know how much I love teaching, and how it fills my time! Do something … please.

Henry:         What can I do?

Janet:          You gave Mr. Smith a donation for the school.

Henry:        I had forgotten that. But that wouldn’t allow me to interfere.

Janet:         Why wouldn’t it? If you just talk to him, he’ll reverse the decision.

Henry:         Please Janet!

Janet:         Henry, my dismissal isn’t normal, even the teachers found it really weird that I’m the only one who has been targeted by this decision!

Henry:        Forget about this job sweetheart, you can do many things; I’ll fill your time with useful social engagements, enjoyment and tourism. So don’t be depressed about this job. What about making your stay in America longer? What do you say about touring around Canada after the operation?

Janet:          Not before talking to Mr. Smith.

Henry:        Two months with the kids in a yacht sailing around the Western coast, from Alaska to the South of the continent.

Janet:         No Henry, you have to do something, I know that you can.

[Helicopter noise getting gradually closer until it becomes a clamor.]

Janet:          Why don’t you want to do anything about … thi … s

Henry:         What?

Janet:          I said … why don’t you care about …

Henry:         This is a surprise for you … listen …

Janet:          What?

Henry:         This … helicopter … for you …

Janet:         Damn … what is all this noise for? I can’t hear you.

Henry:         This is for us ...

Janet:         What? Whose happiness are you talking about? Even the kids, they don’t see you at night, don’t you see that the matter has become worse?

Henry:         I bought it for us …

Janet:         [Speaks loudly so he can hear.] We’ve become worse ... Worse … worse…

Henry:        [Goes to the window and waves to the helicopter pilot to land on the roof. The noise stops gradually.] This helicopter is for us. I prepared this surprise this morning. What do you think?

Janet:          Oh my god! Why?

Henry:        You’re asking why instead of showing some happiness? I’ve bought so we have our own transport. I‘ve bought it to solve the transportation difficulties, so I can get back home quicker.

Janet:         You can go home in the limousine, if you just free yourself from work a bit earlier. Can’t you? Oh my god!

Henry:        Come. [Pulls her hand.] Let’s go upstairs to see it up close. Come on ... [While he’s getting his jacket.] We’ll fly around London for a while, and then you can join me at the new supermarket.

[They go out. The lights go down.]

 

 

Act Two

 

                Scene One

[The same place at night. The lights are dimmed, while Henry is sleeping at his desk. The view of London from the window has changed a little after moving to the office one floor up.]

[Alison’s voice from outside.]

Alison:       Henry … Henry! [Goes in quickly.] Henry…! Are you sleeping? Oh ... Poor Henry, it’s eleven o’clock.

 

Henry:         [Wakes up.] Who? Alison!

Alison:       I have tracked down three quarters of the Henderson family’s shares for you.

Henry:         [Switches on the table lamp.] Have the owners agreed?

Alison:        All of them.

Henry:         Great! How did you do it?

Alison:       They just gave up under my persistence, so the three agreed, one after the other. [With a theatrical movement.] Henry Selmer, I now put in your hands the biggest part of the Henderson’s wealth along with their reputation ... you can enjoy the rest in one single bite. [She throws the paper on the desk and laughs loudly.]

Henry:        You are brilliant. You’ve achieved a lot within six months.

Alison:       I’m not going to reveal the rest of my plans until the right moment.

Henry:        [Gets a bottle of whisky out of the drawer.] We should celebrate what you’ve achieved so far. Tell me, what happened with the old farmer Mr. Boyd?

Alison:       I roasted him on the fire, and you’ll look after the rest.

Henry:        Such people have grown up on the land; it is not easy to uproot his soul from it.

Alison:       Sooner or later he’ll knock on your door.

Henry:         [Gives her a glass.] Cheers!     

Alison:        Cheers!

  [Pauses.]

Alison:       Do you want me to begin with the new Blue Moon Company’s shares?

Henry:         Not now.

Alison:       Say yes, and I’ll bring you three quarters of their shares within two weeks!

Henry:         Not before proper investigation about their business.

Alison:        Henry, you need to be much braver.

Henry:        I don’t lack the bravery. I’ve achieved a lot within five years and my desk is full of projects and new ideas.

Alison:       That’s right, but after achieving your first billion, you have to penetrate the big castles. The small projects shatter a man’s mind; wear him down with slow growing profits, while the giant initiatives make him focus on the little that makes great profits. Ambition and even more ambition lead to the big prizes in business.

Henry:        When I’m working my head is always filled with the image of customers fighting to get to my tills.

Alison:       Don’t just think about the customers in London. Think about the customers in Britain and Europe. Fill your head with enormous images. Think about customers fighting the whole world over.

Henry:        [Dreaming.] Yes, that’s what was crossing my mind but I’m afraid to think about it, and sometimes I can’t get a clear image of it.

Alison:       Each ambition clarifies itself, and the big ambition doesn’t clarify anything except its big target.

Henry:        You’re right. Light my way and I’ll walk all the required steps.

Alison:        That’s what I want to hear.

Henry:         [Raises his glass to hers.] Drink to forthcoming success!

Alison:        Cheers!

[Pause.]

Henry:        Tell me, except for my pictures in the media, what made you leave Australia?

Alison:        London.

Henry:         London... The city?

Alison:       The city. The noise, the people, and the loneliness the individual feels there.

Henry:         But you’re not a Londoner.

Alison:       Don’t mention Londoners. London is the city of strangers. After ten years in Australia I have found out that only London suits my spirit. [Absent-mindedly.] Do you know … the first time my Mother told me about London was when we were in Edinburgh; a marvellous dream attracted me to this damn city. Her words poured into my ears like a song. High buildings, big parks, squares, big shops, funfairs, children’s theatres, the banks of the Thames covered with willows, and the Underground that carries people where they want to go within a few minutes. She promised me we would move to London after my father passed away, but this promise was always delayed, and I began to crave London more and more. So, I began to compose letters on small pieces of paper and send them to London.

Henry:         To whom?

Alison:        To London herself.

Henry:         London herself?

Alison:       Yes. ‘Dear London...’ That’s how I used to start. ‘I know that you’re waking up now, the water is running in the Thames, the birds are singing in the willows, and the kids are having their cornflakes before running to their schools…’ and more of that type of thing.

Henry:         That’s funny!

Alison:       Hundreds and hundreds of letters, and when we moved eventually, I was shocked by London, and began to hate it. After one year I began to feel that people’s looks were strange, strange for no reason, and it frightened me, and the children acted as if they were adults, smashing the things around them, and stealing each other’s fruit and pencil cases. Their hearts were consumed with spite as if they had been used to it for hundreds of years. Later on, I began to forget London, and the fears began dying in my heart. The weird thing is that I have started to love her again; I leave my home with a thirst for her streets, cafés, shops and people.

Henry:         So, your love of London has brought you back?

Alison:       I don’t know what to call it exactly. In the last two years, I have realised that London is my only paradise in this world, despite the fact that I ran away from her to establish a new life, to look at London from afar. But I failed to live in small and quiet cities, in societies where people are used to cooperating and respecting each other.  The human in those societies is exposed to everyone; it is as if he or she belongs to everyone. I couldn’t stand this. I couldn’t stand their customs, their curiosity or their behavior in general. There, I felt that my heart was congealing day by day. And once I saw your pictures in the media… they triggered the long silenced volcano inside me, and then I decided to go to Sydney. I managed to get my balance back down there, and some of my confidence, security… and I then began to follow my old ambitions, and I really succeeded, at least in building a suitable base to get started … but that woman who kept haunting me like a curse, destroyed everything.

Henry:         Which woman?

Alison:       A strange woman came my way at night. Her hair… she had huge, dense hair, and chicken pox marks deeply engraved on her face. “What are you doing here, you stupid woman?” She shouted every time she saw me. “What are you doing here, you stupid woman?” The same words, the same accusing voice every time she came across me, when I was going back home or when I went out with friends, “What are you doing here…?”

Henry:         Was she local?

Alison:       No. The same words, the same voice, nothing could stop her; neither ignoring her nor being with others, she used to throw out her words and keep her eyes fixed on me when I walk away. She was always drinking beer with one hand and hugging some empty cans into her huge bosom with the other hand. The words began to persecute me, whirring in my head throughout the rest of the night and during the following day.

Henry:         Why didn’t you complain about her to the police?

Alison:       Ooh Henry! What can the police do about a few words said at night by a drunken homeless woman?

[Pause.]

Henry:         Would you like some more whisky?

Alison:        No, thanks.

  [Henry pours some for himself, while Alison walks towards the window and stands there.]

Alison:       Look, London is getting ready to sleep, after a long day of struggling and fighting ... Now, this London sleeps, and London’s second spirit wakes up: the enjoyment, the lights, the burglaries and the violence. [Pause.] Why do you stay at the office so late?

Henry:        I feel comfortable here, where all my work, papers and files are close to me. Everything I own is within my sight, so I can reach out to any of it to review it or recalculate it or rethink about it. Here, I feel safer.

Alison:        So, not with your wife?

Henry:        Janet? No. Though my being late upsets her, and the kids also miss me, sometimes I sleep here. [Smiling.] Quite often actually. When I’m fully occupied with something, a new project or an improvement or a deal about to be achieved … I feel happy. So I can’t resist staying among my papers, files and my laptop. I stay here until I start feeling sleepy on this sofa or I until I go with heavy eyelids to the little bed in the room next door. [Smiling.] I thought it was the traffic that made me stay, but now I don’t even use the helicopter, unless it’s for travelling between cities.

Alison:        Maybe this is an excuse to run away.

Henry:        Janet doesn’t annoy me. She used to, but now she is quieter. And after a long period of resistance, she has agreed to have an operation in America. She’s sad due to losing her job … but in time she’ll forget this too. I’m doing whatever she likes, and I give her anything she wants, I give her the freedom to look after the kids.

Alison:        You are talking as if you’re separated.

Henry:        [Strongly.] No, definitely not. We are not separated. Why do you think this?

Alison:        Why all this panic? It’s just a woman’s intuition.

   [Pause.]

Henry:         It’s a horrible feeling. You’ve learnt a lot about life.

Alison:       [Sadly.] A little, just a little, and the cost was massive that no one could possibly understand it.

Henry:        You are still young, and I know how ambitious you are, one day you’ll achieve all your hopes.

Alison:        Now? What for?

Henry:        [He notice her tears.] Are these tears or what? They are tears. You are crying, Alison, what has happened?

Alison:        Nothing.

Henry:        I can’t believe this. I always said to myself that this was a girl who would never cry, because she was born without tears. [Holds her shoulders.] What’s the matter?

Alison:        Nothing.

Henry:         Tell me, I can help you. You know that.

Alison:        [Bitterly.] Do you think that you can?

Henry:         Definitely. I can do everything.

Alison:        No, Henry.

Henry:        [Laughing.] You don’t know what I can do. Now, at this moment I can do anything for you, by phone.

Alison:        Forget it.

Henry:        I’d like to do many things for you. Not just because you’re assisting me, and opening new profit channels for me, but also because I still remember the old days with fondness[RH7] . [Pulling her slightly towards him.] Alison, did you consciously love me with all your heart[RH8] ?

Alison:       You called it a teenage emotion, so why are you fumbling that old grave now?

Henry:         It seems now that you did. I also loved you, deeply.

Alison:        Maybe you did, but not deeply as you say.

Henry:         Yes, deeply.

Alison:       Don’t stir up the past please … it’s just the heat of the moment. You can’t love anything except yourself.

Henry:         Don’t be cruel.

Alison:       We were both cruel. Who was crueler than the other doesn’t matter any more.

Henry:         [Pulling her towards him more.] I love you.

Alison:        Shut up Henry.

Henry:        And I can imagine how your body was blooming for me, every part of it was blooming for me so desirably, so I kept longing for you every day, and pining for you…

Alison:        [Trying to free herself from him.] Henry …!

Henry:         That’s why I loved you so deeply [Kisses her.]

Alison:        Get away from me ...

Henry:        And I couldn’t bear your absence, I can remember clearly now ...

Alison:        Get away. [Pushing him away firmly as she moves away.]

Henry:         Why? I want you as before …

Alison:        Don’t come any closer ... be careful, I have slept with a lot of men.

Henry:         I don’t care. [Rushing towards her.] I don’t care, I want you …

Alison:        No, no. [Freeing herself from him again.] Idiot.

Henry:         Why? Are there …?

Alison:        I’m soiled by death. Don’t come near me..

Henry:         What’s wrong with you?

Alison:       [After taking a deep breath.] It’s aids, Henry... I’ve got aids. I’m ill … I’m dying.

Henry:         How … when … where did you find out?

Alison:        Here, at the hospital.

Henry:         Is their diagnosis definite?

Alison:        Definite, like death.

Henry:        Ooh.. [Throwing himself on the sofa. While she keeps standing sadly facing the window.]

 

 

                Scene Two

The same place. Morning.

[Janet is sitting on a chair, facing the window, putting on dark sunglasses. After a while, Mrs. Cope comes in with tea and biscuits.]

Mrs. Cope: I’ve made you a cup of tea, please eat some biscuits.

Janet:          I have no appetite to eat.

Mrs. Cope: Tea at least.

Janet:          The atmosphere is smothering in here! .

Mrs. Cope: The whole business is smothering.

Janet:         [With a bitter smile.] Business…! How naive I was when I sat at home six years ago, dreaming of his success in the business. Women run after their dreams with half open eyes and, when they wake up, they find a disaster has occurred.

Mrs. Cope: You are too brave to say such things Mrs. Selmer!

Janet:         No, I was always weak, in my ambitions, my dreams … it’s too late now to fix what has been destroyed … I have lost everything, even the kids … my zest for life; both of them are following their own sick desires: drugs, travelling, sex and relationships that change between dusk and dawn, Their Father spends countless pounds on them so carelessly, as if he wants to use his money to get away from them. All he is interested in is business. [Searching with a shaky hand for the tea on the table.]

Mrs. Cope: [While she is carrying the cup and putting it in Janet’s hand.] Here, Mrs. Selmer.

Janet:         Thank you. I feel sorry for you because I asked you to stay despite you wanting to resign.

Mrs. Cope: I also feel sorry for him. His health is getting worse; the work seems to be killing him mercilessly. Since this lady arrived two years ago, he has started raving like someone who talks in his sleep. He says something consciously then he interrupts himself unconsciously to add and subtract numbers.

   [Alison comes in, the signs of illness clearly visible on her face.]

Alison:        Hello Mrs. Selmer.

Janet:          Who are you?

Alison:        I’m Alison.

Janet:         Alison! What a nasty joke. I eventually meet you, though from behind dark glasses!

Mrs. Cope: Excuse me Mrs. Selmer; if you need anything please call me. [She goes out, uncomfortable from Alison’s presence.]

Janet:          Thank you.

Alison:        I’m sorry for what happened to your eyes.

Janet:         It’s kind of you. So, you’ve come back to him at last. The media talks about how clever you are … in business … and other things.

Alison:       [Laughing.] The media… That pitiful mishmash of people’s lives.

Janet:         I know that you don’t accept photographers around you, or is this just another game to get their attention?

Alison:       Believe me, I don’t care about anything in this life any more.

Janet:         [Sarcastically.] Of course I’ll believe you, because obviously everyone here is only speaking the truth. I’m sure he’s happy now. Now that he’s found out who can stand beside him at every business gathering or media call. I even failed to be a wife who could be a statue for the photographers. I admit that I don’t fit into his new lifestyle, or even this whole mad world … you do.

Alison:        [Laughing.]

Janet:          Brilliant. Even your mocking manner …

Alison:       I’m not mocking you Mrs. Selmer; I’m mocking the disparity between the truth and your thoughts.

Janet:         Do you know, sometimes I touch your picture in the newspaper, passing my fingertips over the paper to figure out your features. Then I move my fingers over the picture to guess what your figure is like … tall, slim, big eyes and full lips, I’m right, aren’t I?

Alison:       The wife always considers any woman who approaches her husband to be an irresistible star. Mrs. Selmer, I’m not what your fears and suspicions make me out to be. I’m not.

Janet:         Modest! Don’t admit your beauty; this is also part of your prettiness, no doubt.

Alison:        Not even that.

Janet:         Don’t abuse my blindness. Since you came back to him, he doesn’t even come home except for odd visits.

Alison:       Henry can’t live away from his office. This place has become his temple, he’s afraid of going away from it for even an hour to get his dinner.

Janet:         I don’t believe you. Mrs. Cope told me that you’re the only one who has got a copy of his office keys.

Alison:       Forget about what the goat that’s tied to the Selmer family’s fence says. Henry has made his office his altar, and he has to worship there. His staying there is to worship.

Janet:         Don’t tell me that you only came back here for a job and a salary.

Alison:       Not even that. I’m here under a special sentence … to achieve for Henry what I failed to achieve for myself.

Janet:          This assures me that you’re still in love with him!

Alison:       No. I was, at the beginning I mean. After that, I haven’t been in love with any man. I was just using them for my own purposes. I don’t trust them any more, including Henry.

                  What can I do? When I realised what my purpose in life was I felt like we were all standing in an endless vacuum, where there wasn’t even a single post to lean on, except this bloody desire to own everything we see. We opened our eyes to find life full of glittering and seducing things, and nobody advised us that these things are meaningless. Nobody told us that these things are no more than trivial dolls which won’t give us any happiness … rather; they habituate the human with inanity and selfishness. So, we thought that the fight to get them would give our life some value, to make it more meaningful until we pass away to the unknown.

Janet:         Although, your passing won’t come without having done a great deal of damage beforehand.

Alison:       I don’t want to despise your dilemma, but believe me, what you’ve lost doesn’t even equate to a little of what I’ll lose. You’re a rich man’s wife, who employs tens of servants and drivers to serve you, and you’re a domestic woman in your nature, you don’t like moving and travelling. So, you won’t miss a lot of what’s going on outdoors. Life in its comprehensive meaning is so ugly, but in London, ugliness walks on ten feet moves with its head up, proud of what it’s doing. How happy are those whose life can’t force them to see what’s going on or to take part in it.

[Henry comes in, looking at some papers in his hands.]

Henry:        We’ll link the three floors together by an interior lift, so the employees can move faster between departments. The engineer will put a plan into operation to do it within two weeks; it’s amazing isn’t it? [He notices Janet.] Janet, you are here?

Alison:        Excuse me [She goes out.]

Henry:        [Kissing Janet.] I have prepared myself for a beautiful party at home to celebrate our wedding anniversary.

Janet:          Was that included in today’s agenda?

Henry:         Don’t be so condemning, especially on such an occasion.

Janet:          No, I won’t be from now on, forever.

Henry:        What do you mean?

Janet:          I came to talk about divorce.

Henry:         What? Have you lost your mind?

Janet:         No, not that too, although you have made me lose so many things one by one. It’s better to get separated officially, as we’re living in two different places any way.

Henry:        Don’t exaggerate. My absence is for work. That doesn’t mean that I don’t love you or that I’m not thinking of you anymore. [Gets a necklace out of his pocket.] Yesterday I bought you a valuable present for this occasion. I might have been delayed or absent more than you expected but I can always rely on your understanding and appreciation of my work circumstances. [Lifts her hand to kiss it warmly, then he puts the necklace in it.]

Janet:         What is its brightness worth after you’ve planted this darkness in my eyes? [Lets the necklace fall down on the table.]

Henry:         Janet!

Janet:          You’ve destroyed me.

Henry:        I don’t blame you if can’t forgive me, but if you only knew the sadness that I still feel about what happened to your eyes.

Janet:         That’s true, on the day it happened, but I’ll carry that sadness forever.

Henry:        Even at this very moment, I feel bitter sadness when I see you.

Janet:         You became a liar with a firm tongue! It seems that this is also part of the demands of your business.

Henry:         [With a little sadness.] Not with you.

Janet:          Why not? Who lies once, won’t ever be honest, ever.

Henry:         [Strongly.] No…

Janet:         Yes. Yesterday I discovered that you were behind my dismissal from the school, two years ago. You bribed Mr. Smith to sack me.

Henry:         Oh…

Janet:          Which faked “oh” is this?

Henry:         I did that for you.

Janet:         [Stands up.] Another lie! You won’t hesitate to gamble with my life if your business requires it.

Henry:         Don’t say that.

Janet:         Why? You know how much I like teaching and being with the children and the colleagues, so why did you do it?

Henry:        Because I hate it to be said that Mrs. Selmer is working for nine hundred pounds a month. I have explained that to you many times.

Janet:         So, it wasn’t for me! What else do I not know about? I want a whole list before we separate. Come on … what else is there?

Henry:         There is nothing else.

Janet:         I won’t leave before I know. [Stumbles while she tries to reach his desk.]

Henry:         What are you looking for?

Janet:          Your papers!

Henry:         Why do you want them?

Janet:         [Opens the drawers and gets the files and papers out of them.] If a glimmer of light could emerge from this darkness  I would show you how many lies these papers hide.

Henry:        What are you doing? [Takes some papers back, while she gets out the others and scatters them here and there.]

Janet:         I want to know how much you paid Mr. Smith! To find out the real reason you came to New York to stay with me during the operation! To find out how big that deal was which prevented you from visiting your son in hospital when he took a heroin overdose! To know …

Henry:         Stop doing that. Stop it! What has happened to you?

Janet:         You hide all your life in these drawers.  I want to put it in front of you so you can add up your lies.

Henry:        [Shouting.] Stop it! You’re throwing all my work on the floor, what do you want? [His anger increases.] I work and struggle for us, for you, for the kids, not just for me.

Janet:         What a disgusting lie this is! Who asked you to do all this filth in our name, hmm? Who begged you to fill his empty stomach? Who! Don’t you hear what people are saying about the corruption in your supermarkets? Do you know the shame I feel when I hear them talking about your greed in the media?

Henry:        Oh… damn it! You don’t know that businesses can’t succeed unless some temptations block the way.

Janet:         Who said that? Randal!  Who planted the aridity in your heart? Randal!  Who is Randal Henry? You listen to Randal’s advice and follow his instructions, and you always repeat to me what Randal thinks and what Randal says. Why can’t I see this Randal for once!

Henry:         [Moves away.] That’s enough …

Janet:         [Stumbles on the furniture while she’s trying to reach him.] Who is Randal? Why have you hidden him for all these years? [Holds him by his collar and shouts.] Who is he?

Henry:        [Gets rid of her roughly and cries in her face.] I am Randal, he is I, Randal is here, inside me and he has grown and grown until he became ten times myself.

Janet:          You?

Henry:        It’s me. The Henry that you wanted, the small and content one, is finished … finished. I am … Henry, I mean Randal. No, I am Henry, whose name is equivalent to a small mountain of money, and tomorrow it will be equivalent to fifty mountains!

Janet:          Oh my god!

Henry:        Yes. I’m Henry … Henry who could do anything, to make anyone happy or to destroy anyone who could buy any company, buy any government … go to any planet …, who could divert any river course and spark off wars or extinguish their flames within a moment … all this means nothing to you, and you blame me for these small lies and tricks that everybody does nowadays.

Janet:         [Calling.] Mrs. Cope, Mrs. Cope! [Goes in the wrong direction as she is looking for the door.]

[Mrs. Cope comes in.]

Mrs. Cope: Yes.

Janet:         Give me a hand please. Get me away from here.

Mrs. Cope: This way Mrs. Selmer.

Janet:         [Turns towards Henry.] Henry! I’ll leave your palace. I’m going back to my old flat in Hammersmith. [Follows Mrs. Cope outside.]

[Henry collects the scattered papers on the table and the desk.]

Henry:        [He holds his head for a while, as he feels a headache.] What has happened to this world? Even my wife doesn’t want to appreciate the favour I am doing for people by providing food that saves them time! Why does she believe that efficiency and effort must be free?

[A loud knock on the door, then Mr. Boyd appears pushing the door open with his stick.]

Mr. Boyd:   Forgive me Mr. Selmer, I use this stick to help me walk, and instead of my hand sometimes. What’s happened? It looks as if an earthquake has hit the place!

Henry:        [Leaves the rest of the papers as they are.] Come in please, don’t mind this chaos, have a seat. I hope that your leg is not too bad.

Mr. Boyd:   Oh … no, definitely not. It was just a fall, it’s not very painful, but it means something important. Let me explain; I was having my afternoon shower when I suddenly felt my body was out of my control, and I fell over in the bath.

Henry:         Sorry about that.

Mr. Boyd:   Don’t worry, I’m a farmer; I used to climb trees and walk on fences in my childhood. I learned how to make my feet tread firmly with an accurate and hidden controller linked to my blood stream. To be honest, when I fell over in the bath I realised that the confidence we have in our strength and our balance on this planet is based on a  great illusion. Are you following me Mr. Selmer?

Henry:         Not yet …

Mr. Boyd:   OK. When your foot slips a little from its position, you’ll lose any chance of controlling any other organ in your body. You’ll feel totally disabled, and you won’t be able to do anything except follow the blind heaviness that drags you down, and you won’t even remember how you fell. Mr. Selmer, why you are insisting on having my last piece of land?

Henry:        Firstly, my business in that area requires a new soup factory to reduce the transportation expenses. Secondly, you can buy another bigger piece of land with what I’m offering you, isn’t that enough?

Mr. Boyd:   I thought that we had agreed as gentlemen that I could keep that land.

Henry:        We can make a new deal to satisfy you. There is no lasting agreement in the business world. The length of the agreement determines the benefits for each side, Mr. Boyd.

Mr. Boyd:   You don’t want to consider any moral element in your dealings; this is where we essentially differ in our concept of business.

Henry:        There is only one business concept. Moral elements would have their place in one’s mind only if they could move the value of a small piece of land to a bigger one.

Mr. Boyd:   I need that small piece of land, so why don’t you find another one and leave me in peace!

Henry:        I don’t understand why you’re refusing such a large amount of money for such a small piece of land.

Mr. Boyd:    I’m not blaming you; everyone has his own heart.

Henry:        Heart? Do you think that a small handful of nerves and blood could influence our decisions instead of the mind? To end this matter, I’ll give you a huge piece of land near Watford; I’ve just bought it, but it could be yours.

Mr. Boyd:   I came to say no. Not to haggle about the land.

Henry:        [Impatiently.] What does this trivial piece of land with its old trees mean to you, to make you reject all that I’m offering you? [Opens a file on his laptop.] Come here and look, Mr. Boyd. [Mr. Boyd stays where he is.] Your corn-supply contract will end in three years time.

Mr. Boyd:    Who said that?

Henry:         And you have overdue debts.

Mr. Boyd:   The bank manager approved an extension of the payment period.

Henry:        And your oldest son has lost his shares with BASM insurance company, so he can’t help you any more.

Mr. Boyd:   [Beats the ground with his stick.] Who allowed you to store my personal information in this damn machine?

Henry:        I’ll be very straight with you. The bank will not extend the payment period next year.

Mr. Boyd:   The manager trusts my word. I’ve been dealing with him for thirty years now, why would he refuse my claim?

Henry:        He will not respond any more, if my interests require it.

Mr. Boyd:    What do you mean?

Henry:        50% of the bank shares have become mine, and he will listen to my request.

Mr. Boyd:    This is madness!

Henry:         No, this is business.

[Pause.]

Mr. Boyd:   I hate to be forced by anyone to talk about my private matters, besides, this land with its old trees means a lot to me. Those pear trees, I planted them with my own hands over forty years ago, and I was born in that cottage and grew up in it and so many beautiful things happened to me there. Often, when I get tired of the London clamor, I go to spend a few days there. It’s too hard to lose this land, maybe it doesn’t mean anything to you, but it does to me. A great deal, Mr. Selmer!

Henry:         Sooner or later you’ll have to sell it very cheaply.

Mr. Boyd:   Really I’m not thinking of selling it under any circumstances.

Henry:        [After thinking.] We’ll sort out the personal part of this issue.

Mr. Boyd:    How?

Henry:        You can enter the land at any time, and for any period of time. Are you happy with that?

Mr. Boyd:   Oh my god! You don’t want to understand, and maybe you can’t!

Henry:        I’m doing my best to explain to you my need to have your small piece of land.

Mr. Boyd:   But you can … if you saw that the entire world was about to sink, you’d be able to step backwards, I guess, just a little from your urgent need, can’t you Mr. Selmer?

Henry:        Why should it be me who steps back … and not you? [Silence.] I’ll tell you something Mr. Boyd, I was thinking like you, of the little steps that might please this person or upset the other, until I found myself surrounded by a huge ocean of chaos, violence and evil. I then realised that I’m no more than a small island that people sneer at. These people misinterpreted my morality as weakness, so they treated me without any respect.

I’m not against you personally - believe me. It’s just one thing … I could step back, but I know that a retraction wouldn’t heal anything… wouldn’t save the world from being drowned. Only one thing would happen, only one thing … my work would be damaged. Therefore, do me a little favour by accepting the offer, and don’t waste my time and yours.

Mr. Boyd:   [Hitting the desk angrily.] You are just a little insect with a practiced tongue. Take the land. Take its pear trees. Even without them, I can imagine its breeze and its grassy smell, and the taste of its fruit, and feel happiness, while you… you are an empty memory, you have nothing, you are poor, foolish and miserable, because you buy things and sell them without seeing them or feeling them or even having any passion towards them.

[Pushes the papers with his stick.] That’s all you own. You oppress the customers and steal their money just to collect papers. How miserable you are, Mr. Selmer!

[Opens the door with his stick and goes out, while Alison enters in a hurry.]

Alison:       [Locks the door without observing the chaos.] Henry! I’ve succeeded, I’ve done it … I need one million pounds and you’ll strike it big.

Henry:         What are you saying?

Alison:       The African mango. Get me one million pounds in cash quickly, before fear grasp the girl’s heart and she refuses the deal.

Henry:        Alison, what are you talking about? What’s this about the African mango?

Alison:       Do you remember the idea of fabricating a relationship between mango skin and a cure for cancer that I told you about three months ago?

Henry:         Yes …

Alison:       I convinced a doctor to do some research and find out that some elements in mango skin help to destroy cancer cells. Of course he was doubtful about finding any correlation, but he eventually agreed to register the research in the lab, and a few minutes later, the lab technician called to tell me that she would agree to fabricate the results that we want.

Henry:         Fabricate?

Alison:       Yes, Henry. The plan will be as follows:

You’ll monopolise the whole African mango resources and its imports to add some of this fruit to the ingredients of the soup; during that time we’ll urge the media to write horrible reports about cancer. Later on, I’ll ask the lab technician to send the results to our doctor and I’ll encourage him to reveal the relationship between cancer and the African mango to the media before sending the results to the university labs for investigation.

It’ll be a great hit, a real hit. We only need six months to make at least ten billion pounds, Henry! Ten billion at least, I’m sure, ten billion.

Henry:         [Dreaming.] Ten billion!

Alison:       Ten billion. Selmer’s soup will reach the furthest point in the world and maybe even fifteen billion if we can delay the university investigations.

Henry:        Fifteen billion! Fantastic! This is real business.

Alison:       I told you.

Henry:        Fifteen billion, then we could fly higher and higher.

Alison:       Definitely.

 [There is knocking at the door.]

Henry:         Who is that?

Mrs. Cope:  [From the outside.] It’s medicine time, Mr. Selmer.

Henry:         Later… Mrs. Cope.

Alison:       [Notices the shattered files and papers for the first time.] What’s this chaos?

Henry:         What?

Alison:        Your stuff is everywhere!

Henry:        Don’t worry about that. Alison, we can delay the university investigations for any period of time.

Alison:        Before that we have to work fast.

Henry:        From tomorrow, my target will be all the mango farms in Africa and I’ll give you the money you need to begin moving between your people. Fifteen billion…! Wonderful. [Suddenly.] But why the African mango?

Alison:       Because you can buy a tonne of it for only ten pence.

Henry:        You’re brilliant. [Makes to kiss her cheek, but he steps back at the last minute. Pause.] Don’t you think that we’re going too far with this idea?

Alison:       I’ve been spinning this yarn for three months now. Don’t let fears delay your dreams. It’s my dream too.

Henry:        What if they discover it eventually, after a year or maybe six months?

Alison:       This fruit doesn’t kill people anyway, and don’t forget that finding a remedy for cancer is everyone’s game nowadays.

Henry:         [Worried.] What about the law...? The government…?

Alison:       No one will pay any attention; they’ve got other things to worry about.

Henry:        In that case, why don’t we make the report come from the university directly? I can manage that!

Alison:       You need months for one hit before people lose their enthusiasm. A small doctor is enough to stir their hopes.

Henry:        Ten billion! Don’t you think that this is too much? It could inflame people’s curiosity.

Alison:       No. Henry, don’t go back to your hesitation. Any businessman today has a billion; this figure doesn’t make an impression on anyone these days.

Henry:        You’re right. [Pause.] But the university’s influence will be more important.

Alison:       What are you thinking of? Oh … no.! This trick wouldn’t last long. Listen Henry, I gave you my dream for free, because I’m finished, don’t let others race ahead of you[RH9] .

Henry:        No, I assure you. Eventually, people will be fighting to get into my markets … all over the world.

[There is a knock at the door again.]

Mrs. Cope:  [From outside.] Mr. Selmer, the medicine.

Henry:        [Goes towards the door, then he turns back to Alison.] Listen! What about a million pound donation to the university to get us access to its admin from now on?

Alison:        Why not? Make it five million.

Henry:         Five? It’s too much.

Alison:        Henry! Billions and billions will enter your treasury!

Henry:        You’re right. Billion and billions! It will be a real hit! [Thinking.] I regret so much!

Alison:        What about?

Henry:        I shouldn’t have listened to my parents. If I’d married you, I might own half of London now!

Alison:       [Remembers her situation, so she feels weak and sad.] And I might not have ended up like this. But there is no time for regrets.

Henry:        You can go anywhere in the world for treatment, I’ll pay, or do anything for that.

Alison:       My skin has begun to peel and this is a sign of the end.

Henry:         Don’t give up!

Alison:        [Laughing bitterly.] Don’t say this …

Henry:        [Despairingly] Ah. If I could do something, just to reduce your sadness! [She smiles.] Don’t consider it to be ridiculous, but I’m thinking of depositing ten million in your account if this plan succeeds.

Alison:        Shut up Henry!

Henry:         I want to do something …

Alison:       Forget about that. In Australia, I didn’t know what to do with the money when it came to me, I didn’t know what to do with it. Can you believe that! Sometimes I’d say I’ll do this and that, but at the end of the day all I wanted to do was just enjoy the companionship of some friends in a restaurant, or at the theatre. I wouldn’t say that I don’t love money, but I don’t know how to spend it. When I lose it I don’t feel sorry about it, but without it I feel lost.

[Another knock on the door.]

Mrs. Cope: [From the outside.] Mr. Selmer, your medicine!

Henry:         [Loudly.] I said later …

Mrs. Cope: I’m late; I have to go!

Henry:        Put it on your desk and go. [To Alison.] Is it true that if I had refused, you would have avoided this destiny?

Alison:        Yes.

Henry:        But I was afraid that we might have had endless arguments.

Alison:       No. I told you that we are twins, and the twin is the only creature who doesn’t argue or fight with his twin. Love and sex might fizzle out between us faster than with others, but the ambition will bond us together forever, because it’s the strongest thing inside us.

Henry:         You said that I’m selfish!

Alison:       But I didn’t say that I’m free of selfishness! Although, there is one difference between us; that you almost accept what happens to you as if it is fate, no matter where it takes you. [Henry holds his head.] Are you Ok?

Henry:        Yes. [Pauses, then he feels the sofa cover, then the edge of the desk and other objects.]

Alison:        What are you doing?

Henry:        Mr. Boyd said that I don’t feel the things that I own, and they live in one place while I live in another.

Alison:        This is true.

Henry:         How could I?

Alison:       Nobody can teach you. You can learn how to use things, but nobody can teach you how to create a relationship with them.

Henry:         Nobody, even if I paid him a lot?

Alison:       Nobody. This is one of mankind’s dilemmas, and

anything else that has been said with regards to this is an illusion.

Henry:        But I feel happy when my markets and farm increase and bring me more profits.

Alison:       This is the happiness of profit, but you’re a stranger among everything you own, and nobody can change that. We are slaves of our nature, just genetic blocks of flesh, and from now on, there will be neither religions nor saviors. Real human loneliness will begin. [Henry wants to hold her hand, and she warns him to beware.] [Pause.] Sometimes I feel that I need a hand to hold or for it to hold mine. Any hand, that of a man, woman or child. A persisting need that burns like hell. If I could have a brief touch and feel the hand it would give me a bit of warmth for a moment, but I forbid myself, restrain myself, saying: “it’s not fair to punish others for my mistakes, and what for … a tender touch?”

Henry:         [Squeezes his head.] My head is getting dizzy.

 Alison:       What?

Henry:        A horrible pain … [Becomes weak suddenly, and loses his balance.]

Alison:        [Going towards him.] Are you OK?

Henry:         No …

Alison:        Henry … what’s happening to you?

Henry:         The furniture and papers are spinning around me.

Alison:       [She remembers.] The medicine! [She opens the door and goes out, her voice heard from outside.] The medicine! Where did she put it? [Noise of stuff falling on the floor.] Where did she put it?

Henry:         My head … [Goes to the desk and sits on the chair.]

[Alison comes in running.]

Alison:       I’ve found it. I’ve found it, Henry! Drink, open your mouth, try to drink, open your mouth Henry. [He drinks.] Good, you’ll be alright, you’ll be fine, I’m sure.

Henry:         I can’t see …

Alison:        You’ll be OK …

Henry:         I … Ca… [His head falling on the desk.]

Alison:       Henry! Come on … you’re getting weaker, come on, I’ll take you to the hospital in my car. [She helps him to stand up] Come on ... Stand up Henry … get yourself up, a bit more, come on! A couple of steps and we’ll reach the lift … [Walks him towards the door, while he’s falling down on his knees and standing up. They go out, and her voice can still be heard from outside.] Come on … you’ll be fine Henry... Henry! Henry…! [Sound of something heavy falling, then silence.]

[After a while, Isabelle’s singing is heard as she is approaching.]

The right hand grips a bouquet,

The left hand’s full of scents,

From London’s beautiful gardens,

Williams’ bright hands carry for me,

Flowers and fragrance,

Every morning and afternoon…

[Questioning.] Why all this chaos? [She appears and stands at the doorway with her big bag.] Oh dear … Look at this, I said that, the place is warm, but I’ll find so many things to do!

[She gets her brush out and begins sweeping the papers.]

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